Sir Charles - Strip Club knowledge pt. 2

When you go into the oral office, take all objects out of your pockets and out of harms way. Keys can be painful, wallets can get soaked, and you don’t want your cell phone making calls by mistake. Keep the physical contact as direct as possible without objects in between, because that keeps this more enjoyable for all. If possible, have some knowledge of what things cost ahead of time. Ask a friend or the bouncer. It’s a strategy of judging how much you should pay to match what you want. If they say the base price for a lap dance is $20, don’t pay $20. The first $20 of a lap dance goes back to the club and the stripper gets to keep however much extra you pay. Naturally if she isn’t going to make much from the lap dance, she’s not going to put much into it. As long as you’re polite, be straight forward if there’s something you want because there’s never any harm in asking. Most likely she won’t tell you right off the bat she’ll do hand jobs or blowjobs, but she might be open to it. Remember, it’s just business, so make sure you both get your needs met. Strippers and bouncers are people too, so don’t be shy about chatting them up. Create a comfortable and ongoing relationship with conversing, tipping whenever possible and letting them know you appreciate them. You never know how it’ll help down the road. However, don’t ever assume that because she’s friendly with you that you’re getting a lap on the house or a date.

There’s nothing like a strip club to bring friends closer. When you get a girl for your friend, make sure they know you paid so the stripper doesn’t charge you twice. Though it may be the prime location for a boy’s night out, my best times are with a hot female friend I couldn’t get with. Don’t get confused, I’m not suggesting taking a girl you are still trying to date or currently dating, unless of course she shares your interest for some harmless fun. I’m talking about that female friend who’s totally comfortable with you yet things aren’t likely to click romantically. She becomes the friend with benefits the moment you walk in the door because female customers and couples are awarded discounted entrance fees. Be spontaneous and pretend to be a couple, ideally married. It’s not that strippers are lesbians, but they love it when women come into the club. When strippers handle male customers, the motives for being there are different because the intent is to get him off. But with women, girls are there to just have a good time, be wild and enjoy the beauty of the female body. All they do is service men, creating a change and a challenge. So strippers will show you ten times more attention when you have a woman with you. In their mind, they think it’s cool that a couple is comfortable and adventurous with their sexuality, so there is an extra incentive to want the customer to have a great time. Furthermore, and this is just a theory, but I’m guessing women are less likely to “hustle” other women. However, the greatest reason to bring the hot friend to the club is the high chance of you two engaging with each other sexually. Whether it be her top coming off, a little girl on girl action or some assistance with the hand job, girls inspire unexpected behavior out of each other. Play it safe and warn your friend without too much detail.

After a night in the temple of temptations, beware that your clothes will reek of cheap cherry perfume and your skin is dusted with glitter. Be prepared with a shower and change of clothes so your girlfriend or mother can’t easily read “stripper” on you from a mile away.

- Sir Charles