Archives for February 2009

Thirsty Thursdays Drink of the Day

On: Thursday, February 26, 2009

Well this real job crap is for the birds, I can't even post until wicked late. Not my cup of tea. Anyway today's drink is:

Because this shit gets you wasted for cheap. Plus it reminds me of all my friends who are girls cause at one point I am pretty sure I have seen a friend who is a girl drink this wine.

More Sir Charles WISDOM!!!

On: Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Mardi Gras: Mission Impossible?

Unless you reside in New Orleans or Las Vegas, last night probably went for you like this: You follow some friends into a bar that is decorated in beads hanging from the light fixtures, some people wearing green, purple or gold masks with feathers attached. You smack yourself on the forehead and say “Oh shit, I forgot its Mardi Gras”. After you’ve ordered a drink and tried to sneak some beads as your friends won’t let you start shamelessly start flashing (at the moment), you start to wonder “What would it be like to be in New Orleans right now for Titmas, the most boobilicious holiday ever? Man I’d like to go!” Now if you’re single and have the freedom you may be heading for the next flight. But if you’re like the rest of us, guys with women in their lives, you’re slammed with a reality check: how can you convince your lady to approve of Mardi Gras??? Do you lie and not tell her were you are? Doable but tricky with massive risks. Do you pretend to not know that Mardi Gras is happening at that time? Very hard to fake, and even if she does believe you didn’t know, that doesn’t mean you’re allowed out the front door. Do you offer for her to come? I tried this approach with another socially risqué event in the past, trying to get my girl to come with me to share a once in a lifetime experience. Despite the fact that I was genuine in wanting to go with her, she couldn’t have had less interest for a list of reasons. Sometimes you get lucky with a diamond in the ruff, or otherwise known as a “down-ass-chick” who just wants to live it up and experiment, but for the most part girls are not going to be jumping at the idea of being in sexually explicit areas. You may have a shot if its something that would be just as pleasing for her as it would be for you, but I’m curious how you’re going to pitch the concept of how drunk women flashing will be pleasing to her. Caution, she may think that you want her to flash, which is a whole other shit spiral to hell. There’s the off chance of negotiating you being allowed to experience this will reward her the privilege of her doing something you hate. Though it is likely that displeasure of you going to Mardi Gras will outweigh her desire for something else. The only other possibility I could possibility is an impressive performance of reverse psychology. It would have to begin with you having the event brought to her attention by a source other than you (a friend suggesting it or an advertisement). You should maybe acknowledge it, possibly be briefly humorous about it but not express any desire in it. The goal then is for her to bring it up, as she’s trying to bait you. Don’t make it out like you’re interested still, though jokingly play it off like you knew she’d never go to such a thing. It’s a dare, and let’s see if she’s a hot enough chick to go for it. When she first says she’ll show you and that she wants to go, still play the disbelief card and that you’re sure she doesn’t have it in her, that she’ll freak like a fish out of water in a place like that. When you’re down there and when you return from a glorious vacation to tigobitties heaven, be as appreciative as hell to her, giving her credit that will make her feel proud cause that’s one down-ass-chick. Now…on the flip side, if she doesn’t bring it up or go for the dare, take my advice and LEAVE IT BE. You can visit a museum, surrounded by amazing art to gaze at with puppy dog eyes, but you’re not allowed to touch…or you can go to your own studio and be an artist.

~Sir Charles~

WBC = World Baseball Catastrophe


Who doesn’t love the idea of a yearly Olympic style baseball tournament, where countries get together to compete in a sport worth watching. Superstars representing country pride rather than paycheck, great uniforms, motivating commercials on ESPN…except it occurs during the worst possible time!!! What is Bud Selig thinking??? He’s a former owner (or current, the Brewers are just coming back on national radar), so he should know better. They take the players away from their REAL teams, their paying jobs, during possibly the most significant point of the season when the team bonds and coaches develop their players. It’s like putting bacon in a grilled cheese after it’s already been cooked. Imagine a high school principle pulling kids out of classes to take part in an extracurricular activity, while the parents are paying $20,000+ for their children to learn math and English. Though it may be beneficial, it needs to be organized better. What if one of a team’s prominent player gets hurt during one of these exhibition games? It’s sports, there’s always a little wear and tear. Between twenty-two of the MLB teams there are at least 50 prominent players participating in this tournament, many of which are the stars of their MLB club. Expected contenders this upcoming season such as the Red Sox, Cubs and Mets have 4 or more of their best players away from Spring Training, in addition to the Yankees losing A-Rod and two others. If I’m an owner, where’s my insurance policy, or rather, why in God’s name would I let my moneymaker go risk his season? Mind you, I’m not against the idea of having the Classic. Let’s have it during the winter so that players have plenty of recovery time to heal if injured and fans can appreciate the classic more as no other baseball is going on (don’t even dare the thought of mentioning Winter Ball in South America). Accommodating Winter Ball is probably the reason for the timing of the Classic, and as the WBC is really only intended for the purpose of promoting baseball worldwide, baseball doesn’t need to be promoted in the South American countries where it is already Queen next to soccer. Do you really think the teams down south or anywhere in the world outside of the US have nearly as much money invested into their teams? Guess all I can say now is “Play Ball” and call me when I have the last laugh.

~Sir Charles~

Movie Stuff

On: Tuesday, February 24, 2009

So I was 13 of 24 with my Oscar Picks, thats a winning record if you ask me. I had to watch the Oscars two days later because I was working Sunday and Monday, anyway I thought the show was very well done. I have no real arguments with the winners at all. So now that award season is pretty much over with, time to get into summer blockbuster trailers, but before you see that, here is Mickey Rourke's acceptance speech at the Spirit Independent Awards (the Oscars for Indie Flicks) the day after the Oscars.



Now on with some sweet trailers:

Tarantino!!!


Travolta and Denzel!!!!


SEQUEL!!!!


Rock & Roll


And the Wolverine



Finally can someone tell me what symbolic meaning does Will Smith's pin have, the one he was wearing at the Oscars. I know he is a Scientologist, is that what that is?

The First Hate Mail

On: Sunday, February 22, 2009

I just want you to know that you are extremely stupid. Hasheem Thabeet did not get pwned one bit he got in foul trouble on bullshit calls. And before you start to argue let me just point out that when he was ripped over Dejuan Blair's back and had his arm almost torn off he got a foul. Then every time Pitt's *explicit* was under the hoop he pretty much had a charge that didnt get called. Maybe its because Thabeet didnt fall down, but when you are a seven footer you might just be a little more adverse to falling over than other people. Also a foul for bumping Blair???? Honestly? How can they call that when Blair did that the whole game? UNC is garbage and Hansborough will be about as effective in the NBA as i would be in the CFL. I hope this is your first hate mail because i will most certainly keep them coming.

Cassel drinks wine coolers.

Brady would rather hold a goat than Gisele's tits.


With Marcus Pollard's Love and mine,

Name Withheld


See what happens when I say one thing about UConn basketball, I get people out of the wood work ready to fight me. The best thing to come out of UConn is Ray Allen, period. Honestly, Hasheem Thabeet is soft. Granted he did get called for fouls but if you're really that good and you are 8 inches taller than Blair, you should be able to D him up without hacking. Really? Honestly? 8 inches on him and still he works you out??? So just drop this game and prove me wrong at there place. And I can't wait till Psycho T proves all the haters wrong. P.S. I know UNC lost to a shitty Maryland team so I don't need emails telling me how much UNC and Hansborough suck. By the way, the ending to this email was rather vicious but so will mine.

Jerome Dyson's right knee says

Sincerely,
San Diego University '08

My Oscar Picks

On: Friday, February 20, 2009


So here are my winners in BOLD


Performance by an actor in a leading role

  • Richard Jenkins in "The Visitor" (Overture Films)
  • Frank Langella in "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)
  • Sean Penn in "Milk" (Focus Features)
  • Brad Pitt in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
  • Mickey Rourke in "The Wrestler" (Fox Searchlight)

Performance by an actor in a supporting role

  • Josh Brolin in "Milk" (Focus Features)
  • Robert Downey Jr. in "Tropic Thunder" (DreamWorks, Distributed by DreamWorks/Paramount)
  • Philip Seymour Hoffman in "Doubt" (Miramax)
  • Heath Ledger in "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)
  • Michael Shannon in "Revolutionary Road" (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)

Performance by an actress in a leading role

  • Anne Hathaway in "Rachel Getting Married" (Sony Pictures Classics)
  • Angelina Jolie in "Changeling" (Universal)
  • Melissa Leo in "Frozen River" (Sony Pictures Classics)
  • Meryl Streep in "Doubt" (Miramax)
  • Kate Winslet in "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)

Performance by an actress in a supporting role

  • Amy Adams in "Doubt" (Miramax)
  • Penélope Cruz in "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" (The Weinstein Company)
  • Viola Davis in "Doubt" (Miramax)
  • Taraji P. Henson in "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
  • Marisa Tomei in "The Wrestler" (Fox Searchlight)

Best animated feature film of the year

  • "Bolt" (Walt Disney)Chris Williams and Byron Howard
  • "Kung Fu Panda" (DreamWorks Animation, Distributed by Paramount)John Stevenson and Mark Osborne
  • "WALL-E" (Walt Disney)Andrew Stanton

Achievement in art direction

  • "Changeling" (Universal)
  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
  • "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)
  • "The Duchess" (Paramount Vantage, Pathé and BBC Films)
  • "Revolutionary Road" (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)

Achievement in cinematography

  • "Changeling" (Universal)
  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
  • "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)
  • "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)
  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)

Achievement in costume design

  • "Australia" (20th Century Fox)
  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
  • "The Duchess" (Paramount Vantage, Pathé and BBC Films)
  • "Milk" (Focus Features)
  • "Revolutionary Road" (DreamWorks, Distributed by Paramount Vantage)

Achievement in directing

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)David Fincher
  • "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)Ron Howard
  • "Milk" (Focus Features)Gus Van Sant
  • "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)Stephen Daldry
  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)Danny Boyle

Best documentary feature

  • "The Betrayal (Nerakhoon)" (Cinema Guild)

  • "Encounters at the End of the World" (THINKFilm and Image Entertainment)

  • "The Garden"


  • "Man on Wire" (Magnolia Pictures)

  • "Trouble the Water" (Zeitgeist Films?

Best documentary short subject

  • "The Conscience of Nhem En"


  • "The Final Inch"


  • "Smile Pinki"


  • "The Witness - From the Balcony of Room 306"


Achievement in film editing

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)Kirk Baxter and Angus Wall
  • "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)Lee Smith
  • "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)Mike Hill and Dan Hanley
  • "Milk" (Focus Features)Elliot Graham
  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)Chris Dickens

Best foreign language film of the year

  • "The Baader Meinhof Complex" A Constantin Film Production - Germany
  • "The Class" (Sony Pictures Classics) A Haut et Court Production - France
  • "Departures" (Regent Releasing) A Departures Film Partners Production - Japan
  • "Revanche" (Janus Films) A Prisma Film/Fernseh Production - Austria
  • "Waltz with Bashir" (Sony Pictures Classics) A Bridgit Folman Film Gang Production - Israel

Achievement in makeup

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)
  • "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)
  • "Hellboy II: The Golden Army" (Universal)

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original score)

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)Alexandre Desplat
  • "Defiance" (Paramount Vantage)James Newton Howard
  • "Milk" (Focus Features)Danny Elfman
  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)A.R. Rahman
  • "WALL-E" (Walt Disney)Thomas Newman

Achievement in music written for motion pictures (Original song)

  • "Down to Earth" from "WALL-E" (Walt Disney)Music by Peter Gabriel and Thomas Newman
    Lyric by Peter Gabriel
  • "Jai Ho" from "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)Music by A.R. Rahman
    Lyric by Gulzar
  • "O Saya" from "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight) Music and Lyric by A.R. Rahman and Maya Arulpragasam

Best motion picture of the year

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)


  • "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)


  • "Milk" (Focus Features)


  • "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)


  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)


Best animated short film

  • "La Maison en Petits Cubes"


  • "Lavatory - Lovestory"


  • "Oktapodi" (Talantis Films)


  • "Presto" (Walt Disney)


  • "This Way Up"


Best live action short film

  • "Auf der Strecke (On the Line)" (Hamburg Shortfilmagency) An Academy of Media Arts Cologne ProductionReto Caffi
  • "Manon on the Asphalt" (La Luna Productions)
    A La Luna Production
    Elizabeth Marre and Olivier Pont
  • "New Boy" (Network Ireland Television)
    A Zanzibar Films Production
    Steph Green and Tamara Anghie
  • "The Pig"
    An M & M Production
    Tivi Magnusson and Dorte Høgh
  • "Spielzeugland (Toyland)"
    A Mephisto Film Production
    Jochen Alexander Freydank

Achievement in sound editing

  • "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)Richard King
  • "Iron Man" (Paramount and Marvel Entertainment)Frank Eulner and Christopher Boyes
  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)Tom Sayers
  • "WALL-E" (Walt Disney)Ben Burtt and Matthew Wood
  • "Wanted" (Universal)Wylie Stateman

Achievement in sound mixing

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)David Parker, Michael Semanick, Ren Klyce and Mark Weingarten
  • "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)Lora Hirschberg, Gary Rizzo and Ed Novick
  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)Ian Tapp, Richard Pryke and Resul Pookutty
  • "WALL-E" (Walt Disney)Tom Myers, Michael Semanick and Ben Burtt
  • "Wanted" (Universal)Chris Jenkins, Frank A. Montaño and Petr Forejt

Achievement in visual effects

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)Eric Barba, Steve Preeg, Burt Dalton and Craig Barron
  • "The Dark Knight" (Warner Bros.)Nick Davis, Chris Corbould, Tim Webber and Paul Franklin
  • "Iron Man" (Paramount and Marvel Entertainment)John Nelson, Ben Snow, Dan Sudick and Shane Mahan

Adapted screenplay

  • "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" (Paramount and Warner Bros.)Screenplay by Eric Roth
    Screen story by Eric Roth and Robin Swicord
  • "Doubt" (Miramax)Written by John Patrick Shanley
  • "Frost/Nixon" (Universal)Screenplay by Peter Morgan
  • "The Reader" (The Weinstein Company)Screenplay by David Hare
  • "Slumdog Millionaire" (Fox Searchlight)Screenplay by Simon Beaufoy

Original screenplay

  • "Frozen River" (Sony Pictures Classics)Written by Courtney Hunt
  • "Happy-Go-Lucky" (Miramax)Written by Mike Leigh
  • "In Bruges" (Focus Features)Written by Martin McDonagh
  • "Milk" (Focus Features)Written by Dustin Lance Black
  • "WALL-E" (Walt Disney)Screenplay by Andrew Stanton, Jim Reardon
    Original story by Andrew Stanton, Pete Docte

Ramblings



As far as music goes, I have been listening to In Rainbows, by Radiohead. This is the album that they sold online for whatever price you wanted. I read somewhere that they made like 30% more money this way than going through a record label. That's pretty awesome if you ask me, just like this album.

I am pretty excited for next years slam dunk contest. I feel this year was a major disappointment. The event has been cast over by showmanship than actual dunks. I remember when Vince Carter won, he threw out all the stops and just dominated. However Bron Bron is coming to save the day. He says he can dunk 13 feet, I know Howard can, so baby Nate is not winning again. However this fan text voting NEEDS to go. WTF does America know about dunks, they vote however the commentators are rooting for, and if Lebron is in it, don't you think he is the most popular player on the planet? Anyway next year I wanna see a kiss the rim dunk, a dunk involving more degrees than 360, and something like a between the legs at 12 or 13 feet up.

So I work at a movie theater now. It's alright, I'm a manager there and no I can't get you in for free or get you free shit. Maybe a poster after the movie leaves. I was going to take the Hotel for Dogs poster and bring it to a kennel.

So my 5 favorite celebrity woman are:
5. Scarlett Johansson
4. Mallory Snyder (Real World Austin, Sports Illustrated Model)
3. Brittany Snow
2.
1. Jessica Biel

That's right, I am leaving slots 2 available, previous holders of those spots have been, Katie Holmes (Joey Potter era), Jessica Simpson (pre-fatty), and Gisele (pre-Brady).

If you want some good music here is the dude, Craig DeMelo. Get the album. Find a show and then hit it up. Not only does he have original stuff he adds his own twists to shit like Lupe, T.I. and Warren G. Oh and make sure you buy him a Jack and Coke so the late night freestyles are on point, which they always are.

So UConn lost to Pitt and DaJuan Blair pwned and I mean PWNED Hasheem Thabeet. So the real question is, who is the best team in college hoops. The answer, UNC

On that note, I am sick of arguing for Tyler Hansborough, Everyones argument is that he is going to be shit in the NBA, well then everyone though Sam Bowie was gunna be nasty too, and Kwame Brown. You don't know, so argue that he might he doesn't deserve player of the year (which he doesn't Blake Griffin does) but wait and see how valuable bench player he will be for a team.

This is the shit


So whats up with Rihanna and Breezy, I heard she isn't pressing charges???

I love me some Dave Matthews Band. Tickets went on sale for the summer tour. Boston is the only venue not announced, rumor has it that it could be Fenway again. The Sox will be in Toronto. As long as its not in Mansfield, I will be pumped.

Whack It......Into The Weekend with:

Jayden James

Ok dumpas log in tomorrow to see my Oscar picks.

PEACE

Thirsty Thursdays Drink of the Day

On: Thursday, February 19, 2009

PRAIRIE FIRE SHOT

Basically this is a shot of Tequila with a couple dashes of Tabasco Sauce. Lick some salt, slam the shot, suck the lime, and feel the burn.

Just don't take to many cause you might see things a little differently.

Pitchers and Catchers reported... cue the boss

On: Friday, February 13, 2009

So yesterday pitchers and catchers reported to spring training, fuck yeah. I'm half in the bag right now and can't wait for the summer. So grab mad beers and listen too some Bruce this weekend, cause the glory days are-a-comin.



Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days - Music Video via Noolmusic.com

Phelps getting kids arrested...

On: Thursday, February 12, 2009

COLUMBIA, S.C. -- Authorities in the South Carolina county where Michael Phelps was photographed smoking from a marijuana pipe have been arresting people as they seek to make a case against the superstar swimmer, lawyers for two arrested people said Thursday.

Attorneys Joseph McCulloch and Dick Harpootlian told The Associated Press they each represent a client charged with possession of marijuana who was questioned about the party Phelps attended near the University of South Carolina campus in November.

The lawyers said the two clients were renters at the house where the party apparently took place. Harpootlian said his client was at the party, but didn't see Phelps smoke marijuana, while McCulloch said his client wasn't there. The two have since moved and were arrested after police executed a search warrant at their new home and accused them of having a small amount of marijuana there.

"After they arrested him, they didn't ask him, 'Where did you get the marijuana?' or 'Who sold it to you?' Almost all the questions they asked him were about Michael Phelps," Harpootlian said.

The lawyers would not name their clients, who each face up to 30 days in jail and a $200 fine if convicted on the pending charges.

The Richland County Sheriff's Department would not comment on the lawyers' remarks.

"As soon as we're ready to release information on this case, we will [comment], and we're still in the middle of this investigation," Lt. Chris Cowan said.

After the photo was published Feb. 1, Sheriff Leon Lott said his office would investigate and possibly charge Phelps, though officials have not specified what the offense might be.

Phelps, 23, and his representatives have not disputed the photo's accuracy. Phelps has issued a public apology, acknowledging "regrettable" behavior and "bad judgment" after the photo appeared. USA Swimming has suspended Phelps for three months and the Kellogg Co. has cut ties with him, although other sponsors are sticking with the swimmer.

McCulloch, who said his client was out of town at the time, doubted that anything his client told authorities would assist them in the case against Phelps.

"Our clients answered questions but I don't know that their information would be helpful to law enforcement," McCulloch said. "It seems to me that Richland County has a host of its own crime problems much more serious than a kid featured in a photograph with a bong in his hand."

Lott has said Phelps should not get a break because of his fame. Harpootlian said that he believes police are being overzealous.

"I find it amazing the justification is they don't want to treat him any differently just because he is a celebrity, and he is being treated far differently than any other Joe Blow who might have smoked marijuana four or five months ago."

Under South Carolina law, possession of one ounce or less of marijuana is a misdemeanor that carries a fine up to $200 and 30 days in jail for the first offense. Possession of drug paraphernalia is a $500 fine.

Columbia television station WIS-TV was first to report earlier this week that eight arrests related to the party had been made, but did not name a source. McCulloch said college students and lawyers have told him that about eight arrests have been made.

However, although the Richland County Sheriff's Department did execute search warrants last weekend on a couple locations at the University of South Carolina, the charges the eight people face are from last weekend and not from the November incident involving Phelps. A source told ESPN that those charged were mostly college students.

Lott has made fighting drug crimes a central plank of his career. He rose from patrol officer to captain of the narcotics division in the early 1990s. He was first elected sheriff in 1996 and has held the post since.

Source: ESPN



Can you believe this shit. Now I'm not a Michael Phelps fan but the dude did kick swimmings ass and I would take a hit with the man. Anyway since he was acting like 23 or whatever 20 something age he is and he ripped a bong at some college party and someone took a picture now all sort of shit has happened. It's bad enough the dude is getting all this unfair treatment like losing endorsements and shit, lets be honest, the guy should deserve the right to toke a little weed, he did dick on every other country in his event and shined second in the Olympics to Usain Bolt. Plus the last three USA Presidents admit to smoking weed. But now the kids who had the party are getting search warrants on there current house and getting taken in and questioned about Phelps. These fucking pork chop detectives need to solve a damn murder case or a rape case and leave the hippie loving to campus securitas. I hope the county gets its damn act together, this is unjust and un-American. The kids aren't even snitching, so let it go South Carolina Police, go arrest Steve Spurrier for ruining your football squad.

p.s. I can't wait till a strain of weed is named after Phelps, something like Olympic Kush or Gold Medal Chronic.

Thirsty Thursdays Drink of the Day


Let's keep it classy kids, today's drink is Scotch on the rocks. I'm not a big scotch drinker so I don't know what the good shit is, but a few of my buddies are. So at the next gentleman's club meeting, grab a glass with ice and pour some nice scotch. Scotch, scotch, scotch.

Observe and Report trailer

On: Wednesday, February 11, 2009

And here it is, the much talked about on this blog, Observe and Report, red band trailer.

Ramblings

If you haven't heard yet Bar Rafaeli is on the cover of the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swim Suit edition. In case you don't know this is a big deal. We have already been talking about her and now the whole world will know who she is. This gives a big boost to Leo D. Really dude got two of the hottest models in their prime. Leo def. does work.

So I have been listening to T.I.'s Paper Trail a lot since I saw him on the Grammy's. I listened to the album but I haven't LISTENED to it. It's really good, you should get on it.

I am sick of the big ball dance that NBA players are doing after they hit a big shot. This dude is pissed too and he shows how Ray Allen told Andre Iguana "you got tiny nuts boy".

There is this new show on HBO called Eastbound and Down, starring Danny McBride, if you don't know who he is you should. He is Red in Pineapple Express and he is in a bunch of comedies. He is fucking hilarious, so this show is in much anticipation.

So I my computer has been busted for a whole week. Can I just say that the Superbowl sucked balls for the first half, was amazing for the second half and had the best clutch catch of all time. I hate the Steelers but hey a good game is a good game anyway you look at it. Oh the commercials blew goat nuts. The Doritos one was the only funny one. Danica Patrick should have just gotten naked and all would be forgiven.


A-Roid... I'm sick of this story already, I have been saying he was juicing for years, if you looked at his legs (no homo) but the dude has bigger legs than a damn Clydesdale. I felt bad for him a little... NOT. He cheated, everyone in baseball has cheated, I can't wait for the other 103 names, however if Manny is on there I will be utterly disappointed because I believe all Manny took was a bunch of ganja and some peanut butter ice cream milkshakes.

Brett Favre retired, again. Nobody cares, again. Go F yourself Jets, and there is no way you are getting Matt Cassel

So H-O-R-S-E is in the All-Star game festivities. I like this a lot however I have a few problems. One is that it is outside, granted millions of American's play this game outside but I guarantee that NBA players have way more moves for HORSE inside a gym. Also, Joe Johnson, OJ Mayo, and Kevin Durant are the participant. Can't you get any bigger names than Joe Johnson and Mayo. I love KD and I love him in this event as well.

My man Big Al Jefferson out for the year. That sucks Sota.

Just finished Season 2 of Brotherhood, I liked it better than season 1 but I wouldn't say it cracks my top 5 favorite shows yet.

Grammy's came and went, I'm not a big fan of the Grammy's because artist like the Dixie Chix who I hate beat out the Chili Peppers last year for album of the year. Fuck that. And this year some Robert Plant and some wack chick beat out Weezy and Radiohead. Wackness. I also don't like the Grammy's because there are so many damn awards. Here are all the winners and nominees.

Finally, the Grammy's did bring us two news stories, one is a rumor going something like this, Rihanna gave her bf Chris Brown herpes, so he kicked her ass and fled. If that is true don't you find it ok then? But in better news, Blink 182 will be getting back together and making great music.

Peace Out People.

Back and Running Well... Stumbling

So here we are at the new site, nothing has really changed working on a graphic but let's just say the name is a new fit and a new beginning like what A-Roid is looking for. Ok be back for in a little bit for a ramblings post about the week that I missed.