Lovers Emails

So these are two emails sent between me and Kyle. Basically he sent me the whole series of The Wire on 6 DVDs and in return I have to send him a copy of Final Cut Express and his Halo 3 game. Thats the preface to these emails.

Sent From Me to Kyle:

I got your DVDs and none of them work on a dvd player, thanks. So now i have to convert every file and re burn them. Basically you just give me work to do. What else do i have to do though. Anyway, what address do you want me to send you your shit too? I hate you!!!

Sent From Kyle to Me:

Dude, I told you I had downloaded them. What do I fucking look like, a DVD conversion store, you fucking idiot. I don't even know how to do that, except through final cut, and guess what, I don't have final cut....yet. So get on that. I did try to make them into regular dvds in iDVD, but that didn't work. So, just watch them on your fucking computer dumbass. It's not like you really need to get out of bed anyway. The way I imagine it, you wake up around 10am, watch sportscenter until you want to jack off, then with your computer in your bed, do so. Next, you search the internet and facebook, looking for cool things to put in the blog, after not finding anything, you go downstairs and eat something. Then, you go back to your bed and jack off again. At this point it is 2pm. Here is where it gets tricky. You now either watch a movie, some old tv on DVD, go to the public library, or work out a little bit. My guess is, watch a movie. So, then it's 5pm and either Horse or JLO call you and you get food and hang out with them for a while, but then realize you can't go get beers with them so you come home and play a little madden before jacking off again, and then watching prime-time tv, probably sports. Then, you stay up later looking at the internet and then jack off once more (total = 4 times daily) and then go to bed around 1 or 2.


So thats what Kyle thinks my day is like, well he is mostly right, add a shit, some more food, and a covert mission stealing my parents booze and getting housed in my garage then he has it down. Oh I listen to music and think of all you readers out there too.