Alphabetical American Anarchy

As you might have guessed, this is the 4^th installment of AAA – making it time for the letter ‘D.’ This week will showcase an amazing feat for online databases. Everyone knows the amazing powers of Wikipedia. Some may know the greatness of Chickipedia. Here we will add to the legacy that is Dickipedia.

It is a showcase of the most famous morons with the largest reputations for being douchebags...err... dicks. Here is a great excerpt with some New England flavor. Entry: Mitt Romney...

Political Career

In 1994, he ran for Ted Kennedy’s Senate seat, losing after Kennedy infamously called the (then) pro-choice Romney “multiple choice,” a stinging rebuke for which Romney was only able to think of the perfect comeback hours later, while lying in bed, which is totally frustrating. On the heels of his Olympic success, Romney was elected governor of Massachusetts in 2002. He began his term as a proponent of domestic partnerships for same-sex couples, and ended it urging the U.S. Senate to pass a constitutional ban on gay marriage. Untroubled by low approval ratings (70% of Massachusetts residents rated him “fair to poor”), Romney decided to run for president at the conclusion of his term in January 2007.

On February 7, 2008, Romney suspended his presidential campaign, describing his moral obligation to make sure the Democrats lose as badly as possible. At a speech to the Conservative Political Action Conference, Romney spoke at length about his devotion to ensuring the success of the Iraq war and protecting American lives. In solidarity, voters overwhelmingly agreed with him that the best thing for America was for him to not be President.

Tagg

It bears repeating that one of Mitt Romney’s sons is named “Tagg.”

This is great writing. The entry is informative, tasteless, and the applicant is fully deserving of the biting remarks. Also, it creates a model for an endless amount of more entries, because as we know, there is certainly no shortage of dicks in this world. Even without the recession, supply far surpasses demand.

The database is still very limited at this point as to the current selected input – but I am putting out a call for fans to beef it up. Here is a great lead.

Phillip Calvin McGraw (born September 1, 1950), best known as Dr. Phil, is an American television pseudo-personality, a mediocre psychologist, an author, and a dick. Currently he hosts his own television show, Dr. Phil, which debuted in 2002, while behind the scenes begging his wife not to divorce him and ruin his image. McGraw first gained celebrity status by telling fat women on The Oprah Winfrey Show in the late 1990s that they’re retarded.

On November 23, 1968 McGraw's football team at the University of Tulsa lost to the University of Houston 100–6, which is one of the most lopsided games in college football history.

~ S. Caustic