Segal is a pussy. Period.

Yes I know his name is spelled wrong. I did that on on purpose because I have zero respect for this pony-tail toting dueschbag. You know what I have negative respect for him if that's even possible. I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow he tries to revamp his career and do like a my new haircut-esque video with like some stupid numchuck swinging or something cause he is that fucking stupid. Like I would love someone to explain to me his fucking ridiculous vocabulary in that video that was posted by a certain person that will not be named. What the fuck is a mamook? If that's even how you spell it. I'm not even sure its a real word, actually I'm certain it isn't a real word. Also categorize fanook under fake words he uses in that clip. I agree its wildly entertaining seeing Segal go around and make fun of all those retards in that bar. Its actually hysterical to think that every one of those guys in the bar would take that amount of shit from a guy with such a gay ponytail. Must be because he is "hiding behind his badge and his gun" because they told us at least a hundred times in that 6 minute video. My favorite part is when Segal and that tiny Asian man they call "Sticks" fight over the last piece of sushi with their chopsticks. Classic.

Anyway information has been brought to light about a certain judo master choking Segal out and making him shit his pants in front of a room full of people. That's right you heard me. HE SHITTED HIS PANTS AFTER BEING CHOKED UNCONSCIOUS IN FRONT OF A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE. The man I speak of is this young buck "Judo" Gene Lebell:If this guy doesn't strike fear in your heart I don't know who will. Ha ha. Are you joking? Segal is sooo tough he got choked out by a hundred year old dude. I mean look at this guy. Father Time must be one tough old fuck. Under normal circumstances I would not believe this story but its been confirmed online by a bunch of people and since I don't know Segal personally and neither does that guy who posted about him I'm just gonna take this story as true. Anyway if you don't believe this guy could choke Segal out enjoy this video of Gene choking out every race and size of person. This video is a real video not some Hollywood movie that allows some guy with a ponytail and a badge necklace to pool ball a bar full of tattoo wearing mamooks?



P.S. For the record Segal runs like Pheobe from friends

-Golden Eye