How To Make Your Girl Like Sports

Hey there sports fans. Does your lady role her eyes when you want to watch a game? Is she making it difficult for sports to be a primary factor in your life? Well here are some tips of how to get her head in the game.

The first step is getting her interested in sports. Women love gossip, and the sports world has plenty of it. Who is Tom Brady knocking up next? Whom is Matt Leinart dating or cheating on? Are Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson the next Tony Parker and Eva Longoria? Use her social mags (People, US Weekly, Life & Style) to acquaint your dearest with these affairs. The key here is to get her interested in a specific athlete, rather than the sport itself. A common approach would be to find her athletes that she’s particularly attracted to. Grab a Sports Illustrated and help her pick one out. Its time for you to swallow your pride and support her having a little crush. Lets face it: Would you watch women’s tennis if it wasn’t for Anna Kournikova?
Once she has established an interest in one athlete, team or sport, indulge her interest with gifts. Give her something that you’re confident she will like and use, regardless of whether you like it. If that means a pink football jersey of the player she has a crush on, so be it. But don’t forget to be creative. A jersey with her name is cute, yet Red Sox panties may ignite an exciting bridge between your sex life and love of sports. Ultimately it’s very important to assure her that she looks very sexy in sports gear.

On game day, don’t take chances and plan ahead carefully. If the game is at 7:15, tell her the game is at 6. When you arrive at 6:30, that gives you 45 minutes to get food and take a stop at the gift shop. Know ahead of time where the dipping dots, cotton candy and Cesar salad wrap stands are located, so when she asks for one in the middle of the game, you don’t waste time looking. Encourage her to feel comfortable about eating ball park food, but be understanding if she’s really not interested.
Finally, explaining the game. This is something you should practice, maybe with note cards. It is crucial that you don’t confuse her with your explanation the first time, even if she doesn’t understand everything right away. This could be like the Geek Squad explaining a computer problem to me in Arabic. Make your points slow, simple and clear.

During the game, find ways to keep her enthused by making all aspects of the game exciting, especially with a slow action sport such as baseball or football. A tip would be making constant little bets throughout the game. For instance, bet her that a team won’t get a hit in an inning, that the batter is about to be struck out, or the following play will be a pass play. The named prizes differ on the interests of the couple, but it is yet another means of inspiring sex with your sports. Depending on the winner, it could be a foot massage before bed or a halftime hummer in the parking lot. As always be creative and the players may not be the only ones scoring at the game.

Above all, make sure she understands how special it is that you can share your passion of sports with her, and that you appreciate her for it. Commend her with how impressed you are any time she makes an effort to drop names or knowledge, regardless if her mistakes are far off. Personally, if she’s willing to stick it out in the sun or snow for three hours as an effort to be closer to you, an episode of Oprah or The Hills isn’t the end of the world. Good luck my fellow fans. I know it’s a lot of work, but believe me, it’s worth it.

~Sir Charles