Best Drinking Night Ever?

Well people, I have a question. Is tonight the best night to go out in the hometown and get hammered? I believe it is. Let's face it most of you are probably going home for Thanksgiving to spend time with the family, and because most people love to get drunk as much as Ted Washington loves all-you-can-eat buffets we all will be out tonight. So I would like to declare this the best bar night of the year. Is there any other day when you can go out and see people from high school and parents and even underage people all at the same bar? If so I wanna know.

So now I am going out tonight, that's for sure but I wonder where I will end up in New Bedford. I know I will not be attending FINS, cause that place is mad gay. And when I say gay I mean, it sucks more sweaty balls than a Purchase Street hooker. So yes it sucks mad balls. I think my plan tonight is to drink heavily before I go out to conserve money and then hit up maybe The Garden or Pour Farm and obviously end up at the Catwalk. Hopefully Jamie or Brooke is working the bar (because we are friends and they serve me fast) instead of those 4 ugly dudes who I caught pounding Muscle Milk shakes in the corner two weeks ago. Take your muscle milk, your gelled hair, and your two size too small polo and go pour me a fucking jager bomb you fuckin skank. I'm not that mad, shit if I was them I would only serve girls too, but come on serve me a drink, I need to get crunk.

Well people, if I see you out tonight, I will be hammered, but what's new! If I can make it to Kirby's at 8a.m. to pre-game before the NB-Durfee game I will try to be there and hopefully I can make the game. If I don't see you tonight or you don't live in good ol' New Beige, Have a Happy Thanksgiving and a Glorious Night of Drinking... oh yeah, Durfee SUCKS!!!